What's God got to do with it?

And God looked upon the Earth and saw mankind saying they could change the climate He had made and He laughed. He watched a chosen few of several thousand gather at Copenhagen. He saw they were followed by hippies shouting that mankind had taken the power from God to make the climate warmer. They enjoyed each others company and feasted well together. And God felt excluded. To make the point that he still holds the climate in his own hands and messes with it at his own will, often just for fun, he dropped 8 inches of snow on Britain causing travel mayhem. He said, “you want cold, try this”, but mankind took no notice. Still they talked of man's power over the climate so he sent a great chill across Europe, sent wind that stopped the cross channel ferries and turned off the power to trains in the Channel Tunnel. And God said unto the peoples of the Earth, now do you get it?
And Lo, the peoples of they Earth began scattering until only a few were left. And those few set about trying to inflict unilateral economic disarmament on the parts of the world that could still afford to see their children fed by having them send all the money that was left after the Great Post Millennial Recession to the parts of the world where they had no way of paying that money back other that to give their own children, their own flesh and blood, into slavery.
Now displeased, God sent plagues of pestilence and famine that the people blamed on each other instead of praying for forgiveness. God watched as that led to war and degradation of the environment he had made for man to live in.
And he sat with his head in his hands and said, “They just don’t get it, do they?”