Sunday 19 June 2011

Glottal stops

There are times when reading the gaps tell us more than reading between the lines.

The glottal stop in speech is used by people when they know what they are saying is a lie, as if believing it cannot be quoted or on record. Ed Balls is a prime user. He says, Suddenly found ou'. He was in government for years; he left the pensions time bomb as a land mine to those who come after him. The phrase was in common parlance. It was no surprise to anyone that public sector pensions are unaffordable and would have to be reformed but the highly educated and highly paid Mr Balls tries to offset all rebuke with a glottal stop.
Tony Blair used that trick on many occasions to offset a lie as if missing out the Ts was enough to make it a casual comment that could not stand up in court or public enquiry. When promising that a second tranche of best performing teachers should get more pay he hoped the teachers would not hold him to it because he used the glottal stop. They did. But his government only part funded the extra pay to the detriment of all state schools with higher performing teachers. He told us with a chuckle that Gordon Brown was the best Chancellor this country ever had, a sentence littered with glottal stops, dropped Ts and H’s littering the floor at his feet. And yet the sentence that included the 45 minutes claim was all pronounced correctly.
One wonders if these trained and experienced speakers actually practice the glottal stop in front of the mirror ready for when they feel the need to let a lie slip from their lips.

1 comment:

  1. Do me a favour! Trendy glottal-stoppers who really deserve to be shot are Osborne (who famously took speech lessons to dumb down), Milliband and the queen of all glottal-stopping tits, Steve Richards of the Independent. If your political allegiances force you to attack the oafish Balls then find something more venomous than glottal-stopping fakery.

    Glottal-stoppers aren’t liars. The real lie of the glottal-stopper is his willingness to be dishonest with himself - it’s a shameless dishonesty to court favour both with the rabble and with those in positions of power. It’s one thing to have a regional accent, but quite another to consciously dumb-down and play the wine-bar idiot.

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